Actually anyone who read a single edition of the Denmark Doctor has probably already come to the same conclusion.
I acknowledge that Victor Meldrew is a hero of mine and Top Gear is one of my favourite programs. Take all this together and there’s no doubt I’m a grumpy old man.
A patient recently phoned in for the results of her autopsy.
I reassured her that unless she was a zombie she was a little premature.
I would like to remind our non-zombie patients that it helps us if you can phone in for the results of bloods tests after 10 am.
Many thanks for the patient who quipped that he was older and wider.
It made me think of another patient years previously who misquoted hamlet (twice mentioned in this newsletter – well he was the prince of Denmark so I guess its allowed), ‘Tubby or not tubby, fat is the question!’
I have been spouting on about social media and importance to modern general practice for a few years.
I suspect my spouting has been in part as an encouragement to myself to get something done, because, to be honest, I just don’t get social media.