Category Archives: Coffee Time

Christmas Howlers!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?


Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?

Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

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Addictive exercise

RunningI’m sure many of my patients are aware that I run marathons in my spare time.

Actually that’s a bit of a fib, because it sounds impressive to say you run marathons, much more impressive than saying you run half marathons.

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A question of fat?

Older and Wiser - Garfield His 41st BookMany thanks for the patient who quipped that he was older and wider.

It made me think of another patient years previously who misquoted hamlet (twice mentioned in this newsletter – well he was the prince of Denmark so I guess its allowed), ‘Tubby or not tubby, fat is the question!’

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Twit or Twitter?

I have been spouting on about social media and importance to modern general practice for a few years.

I suspect my spouting has been in part as an encouragement to myself to get something done, because, to be honest, I just don’t get social media.


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QuestionnaireMany thanks to those patients who contributed to our patient questionnaire both in its production and helping to compile and analyse the results.

The survey has highlighted a few areas we need to focus on and this newsletter covers those areas.

If you would like to contribute to helping the practice improve the services we provide then why not register your support for the patient group on the Denmark Doctor website.

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