Category Archives: Coffee Time

Questionnaire

QuestionnaireMany thanks to those patients who contributed to our patient questionnaire both in its production and helping to compile and analyse the results.

The survey has highlighted a few areas we need to focus on and this newsletter covers those areas.

If you would like to contribute to helping the practice improve the services we provide then why not register your support for the patient group on the Denmark Doctor website.

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Olfactomeopathy

SmellsThe celebrated polymath Prof Aillo, whose pioneering work has previously been reported in the Denmark Doctor has once again broken new ground in the realms of medical research.

After years of experimenting with the effects of odours on the human body he has developed the new science of olfactomeopathy.

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DNA

DNADNAs are bureaucrats biggest bug bear with running an efficient health service.

Now I know some of you are scratching your heads about what have genes got to do with running the health service – but to a health service manager DNA does not represent Deoxyribonucleic Acid, nor any Do Not Accept, or Do Not Attempt, or Do Not Ask, but Did Not Attend (their appointment/operation/etc).

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