Category Archives: April Fool

Genome Machine? Time Machine? Doomsday Machine?

Regular readers know that the world famous polymath Prof Aillo only publishes his groundbreaking work once a year on April 1st and only in the Denmark Doctor. This year’s seismic research is all about genetics. It took over a decade and $2.7 billion dollars to sequence the first whole genome. For most of us a book containing the correct… Read More »

Cognitive Dissonance

Since the inauguration of President Trump we’ve heard a lot about fake news. To the President this appears to be any news which criticises him personally … ie all news. Ideally he should hang up his golf clubs, turn off the TV and knuckle down to the job of governing the country and then perhaps… Read More »

Foolishness?

Hopefully you’ve enjoyed our April 1st newsletter. You may think the ideas expressed are somewhat ridiculous but as often is the case there is a kernel of reality in both ideas. The figures regarding your microscopic allies are all factual and forensic scientists are indeed developing sniffer tools to detect which bacteria are in a… Read More »

April Foolishness

This month’s April edition is a little different from my usual April newsletters … which always include one article featuring the world famous Prof Aillo, an expert polymath who’ve I’ve attributed to the discovery of the real reasons why we dream, the hidden properties of DNA, virtual diets, operating without touching patients and many more… Read More »

Shop-A-Doc

You may think this is the latest initiative from Amazon to take over health care. However their initiative to fly ‘doc drones’ to your front door and beam back your medical info to ‘House’ their health super computer is still in its infancy and not being trialled in the UK until next year. You may… Read More »