Private Scripts

We have for a few years issued private prescriptions to patients on the grounds that sometimes it is much cheaper than an NHS script. Alas, we have been informed that issuing such scripts is in breach of our NHS contract. We have always argued that we give patients an NHS script as well as a… Read More »

We are one, we are legion

The celebrated polymath Prof Aillo has once again come up with some ground breaking research which is set to change the whole nature of medicine and forensic science. You may think you are a single person. I know that Nigel Cowley is me and I believe I’m unique (at least within this universe). But the… Read More »

Virtuous doctors

Thanks to another exciting development from Prof Aillo we will soon be pioneering virtual surgeries. Occulus Rift and HTC Vive will be releasing their new and fantastically exciting Virtual Reality headsets in the next month or so. For those of you who’ve not been excitedly following their development donning a VR headset means you can… Read More »


Hopefully you’ve enjoyed our April 1st newsletter. You may think the ideas expressed are somewhat ridiculous but as often is the case there is a kernel of reality in both ideas. The figures regarding your microscopic allies are all factual and forensic scientists are indeed developing sniffer tools to detect which bacteria are in a… Read More »

Easter treat?

Welcome to the Easter edition of the Denmark Doctor. It is a little late being published because, for once, I was a little uninspired. As regular readers will know most of my inspiration is really simply frustration with the government and the media. Even though we are witnessing the slow but inexorable death of the… Read More »

Save the NHS

I have recently been sent an Email asking me to sign up to a group to help save the NHS via the website 38 Degrees. I hope this is a sign that more and more people are starting to understand the crisis which is affecting general practice. We are teetering on the brink of an… Read More »